As any zombie worth his salt will tell you as he devours your spicy brains, the only brains worth eating are those that are - indeed - spicy.
If only, we ask, there were some way of getting hold of spicy brains before deciding on a career path as a zombie.
Now, in the comfort of your own home, you may prepare, cook and gorge yourself into a frenzy on gourmet spicy brains without having to go through that whole "undead" rigmarole.May not actually contain brains.
In fact, in order to try out the serving suggestion for myself, I broke up a local BNP meeting with my trusty chainsaw, and a specially sharpened set of golf clubs. Sadly, there was nary a spoonful to be had, and what I'd gleaned from the drooling excuses of humanity were rotten to the core.
My hunger for fresh, lightly curried cerebrum still unsated, I decide that it might be time to rejoin MENSA...
Thanks to fellow member of the undead TRT for the spicy brain sauce
8 comments:
Yummmmm!
Do they do a vegetarian option? Because if they don't I don't want to pay the whole bill....I came late and only had an entree and not any wine, but 2 softdrinks and I split dessert with the Canadians, so there's no way I'm paying for anyone who had 4 courses and all that wine....
yes. it's been *that* sort of afternoon.
If you want veggie brains with no actual meat content, I suggest you try the US Tea Party
US Tea party contain no vegetables in their brains either. Just empty voids, with the occaisional vacuous comment by Sarah 'madder than a box of frogs' Palin.
Skirmishmonkey
An issue I've found with Zombie as a career path is the lack of pension options. I mean, how many policies do you know that have an undeath in service benefit?
I note the contents are for five goat brains. Also known as Take That.
Pseusie - if you're dead, you're probably not too conscerned about being a vegetarian anymore. However, I say let's keep on with the dessert, and stay alive.
Also, let's not insult goats. They *do* have brains, espcially when compared to Take That. =)
Which Canadians you sharin' dessert with, Pseusie? 'Cause all your dessert are belong to me.
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