So, there I was, checking out my house on Google Street View:
Holy crap! What's the ghost of C-3PO doing in my living room window?
Immediatedly, two things spring to mind:
1. Holy crap! What's the ghost of C-3PO doing in my living room window?
2. How can I make money out of this?
I fully expect that my living room window will become a centre of worship for Jedis from across both the world and the universe, come to worship The Ghost of The Holy Protocol Droid. Ten … no, twenty … quid a shot.
When it gets too much, we'll leave an honesty box outside (failure to pay is the road to The Dark Side) and lower the blinds.
This time next year, Artoo, we'll be millionaires.
15 comments:
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May I suggest a tractor beam and a renaming of the Renault Scenic of Doom, the Renaulium Falcon. For added cash bonus value.
You'll be able to find him at frequencies lower than 53.4Hz, speaking morse code. But he's rubbish.
As soon as Hollywood gets its take, you'll be left with an enormous sense of loss, a swimming pool and the "16 year old" groupies. You'll be a raving alcoholic, standing in the front of your house shouting incoherently at every passerby. "I USED TO BE A FLYER!"
V. sad.
OR paint your dustbin in blue and white motifs.
Do keep up - that will have to be the ghost of the Renault Scenic of Doom
If TFMD finds out, he will be banished to the shed as well.
Oh yes, about TFMD. She no longer wishes to be referred to as TFMD. Or even at all.
LMFAO*
*laughing my fragrant arse off
TFMD - Perhaps the 'f' stands for something different than we've been led to believe?
French?
Fijian?
Fridgidaire?
Flibbertigibbet?
You havnt got a Sarlaac pit as well?
It is in fact the ghost image of the devil's head asteroid due to crash into the Earth in 2012, which you have projecting into your window, Mr Coleman.
I suggest you make the necessary plans to move to a survivalist village.
All the best,
Ruth.
Not referred to at all? Did she leave?
Or is this http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20005003-504083.html the reason?
No, no, no, NO. Google Street View is NOT for looking at your own house. It is, any fule noes, for stalking ex-wives / girlfriends / that noice little piece from the chippy / etc.
Now, where's that axe?
This can't have effect in actual fact, that's exactly what I believe.
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