the worst thing in the world), but also wearing his trousers a la Justin Bieber, with his arse hanging out.
Unable to contain my fury against this affront to everything in the entire road, I leaned out of the window of my sleek, stylish Nissan Micra and gave him both barrels:
"PULL THEM UP!"
Then, I was immediately stuck in the queue for the traffic lights while Arse-out-of-his-trousers-BMX-man looked at me with foul intent.
I presume his lack of action could only be explained by an inability to waddle over in my direction without his trousers reaching his ankles.
Men who wear their arses out of their trousers: PULL THEM UP