Tuesday, June 25, 2013

On killer robots

Good news and bad news, everybody!

The good news is that Britain says it isn't building killer robots

This is good news because the last thing we want are killer robots running amok, turning on their fleshy masters and trampling us under their evil metallic rule.

The bad news is that Britain says it isn't building killer robots

This is bad news, because I'm sick of tutting at people who push in at traffic queues or take far too long at the post office.

This tutting process should be automated, and what better way than through killer robots, modified so that they don't run amok, turning on their fleshy masters and trampling us under their evil metallic rule.

Because if there's one thing you don't want from an post office tutting robot, it's watching it run amok, turning on their fleshy masters and trampling us under their evil metallic rule.

So, that's one thing that won't ever happen.

2 comments:

Dioclese said...

Of course we're not. And GCHQ don't hack in to our e-mails and phone calls either...

Anonymous said...

That-is-what-you-think-fleshy-one.

Exterminate, extermi . . . fuck it, staircase.