Monday, June 03, 2013
On replacing ITV's Dancing on Ice
So, poo-pooing the controlled faked danger of the likes of I'm a Celebrity, here's my new big idea that virtually guarantees actual famous entrails, direct to your homes:
Celebrity Tiger Wrestling - in which celebrities get to fight tigers TO THE DEATH.
However, the title's not up to much, and it needs a bit more "oomph". So...
Cougar vs Cougars, in which Kerry Katona fights increasingly hungry/rabid wild cats TO THE DEATH
We all know that Kerry needs the cash and will turn up to the opening of an envelope, so she's a nailed on cert to take part.
I feel sorry for those poor, poor kitties.