Thursday, February 09, 2012

The Actual Real Truth About Soylent Green

I bring you shocking news: Soylent Green is still people!

Soylent Green is still people and they didn't change the recipe like they said they would!

If you see Soylent Green products in your local branch of Iceland, please remember that Soylent Green is still people, and pay no more than three pounds.

And why not purchase Soylent Green's new guaranteed people-free margarine: I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks

Better still, have you tried the new, tasty Soylent Green Lite?

Soylent Green Lite has all the flavour of traditional Soylent Green, only without the calories. Or people.

Soylent Green Lite: It's not made of cat (It is cat)

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