A new, exciting branch of science has just reared up before mankind.LOL Theory.
The premise is simple:
The gravitas of any serious statement can be completely removed by adding the word "LOL"Examples of LOL Theory in the wild:
- "I'm afraid to say, Mr Smith, we're going to have to amputate both your legs LOL"
- On 1st September 1939, German tanks swept over the border into Poland, starting a World War that would result in the deaths of over 70 million people. LOLOLOL
- "LOL - It's worse than that, he'd dead Jim!"
- "I'm sorry Jade. We got your diagnosis completely wrong. ROFL"
LOL Theory is excellent, and I shall use it in everyday conversation from now on. Particularly when I wish to annoy the wife for no apparent reason.
"Yes. Yes, of course I love you. I love you more than anything in the world. LOL"
This can end in nothing but WIN.
Please add your own individual proofs of LOL Theory as 100% scientific proof, PMSL
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