A new, exciting branch of science has just reared up before mankind.LOL Theory.
The premise is simple:
The gravitas of any serious statement can be completely removed by adding the word "LOL"Examples of LOL Theory in the wild:
- "I'm afraid to say, Mr Smith, we're going to have to amputate both your legs LOL"
- On 1st September 1939, German tanks swept over the border into Poland, starting a World War that would result in the deaths of over 70 million people. LOLOLOL
- "LOL - It's worse than that, he'd dead Jim!"
- "I'm sorry Jade. We got your diagnosis completely wrong. ROFL"
LOL Theory is excellent, and I shall use it in everyday conversation from now on. Particularly when I wish to annoy the wife for no apparent reason.
"Yes. Yes, of course I love you. I love you more than anything in the world. LOL"
This can end in nothing but WIN.
Please add your own individual proofs of LOL Theory as 100% scientific proof, PMSL
50 comments:
Is new Haloscan eating comments, too? Or not accepting Mac generated wit these days? LOL
Second LOL
Haloscan is working absolutely fine, and is far superior to these blogger comments IMO.
But anyway, Second, which is a shame as I've been up since 06:45.
LOLOLOLOL
Arse.
Too much time spent reading the post and typing.
LOLOLOLOL
Tottenham Hotspur are certainly one of the finest football teams known to man. LOL.
So now I have to be expected to recall comments. FOAFs, completely sweet, but not at all up with the modern stuff, very cutely thought that LOL meant Lots of Love, which is why people put it at the end of their communications. Resulting in their daughter away at uni getting the following text: Sorry, Fluffy dead, hit by post van. Vet unable to save. Buried in flower garden. LOL Mum and Dad
Classic!
And have you noticed how both Julian and Audrey have disappeared? I think they have eloped LOL.
Twenty: I'm reading your book NOW for a review. It's great. LOL
No, really, it is.
Audrey's too classy. He's kidnapped her, more like.
heh.
I love you, Scary. LOLOLOLOL.
Arsenal will win European honours LOL
Dear Elizabeth, I take you as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health LOLOLOLOL.
I love reading this blog LOL.
100% scientific proof, PMS. LOL.
Of course I love you LOL.
To be hotly followed by, of course I can talk about being faithful and having morals, especially where hot nuns are concerned, ROFLMAO.
I think it is morally reprehensible that that banker's house got smashed up. PMSL
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender. LOL
"I'll buy you a pint next time I see you LOL" - A real quote that Scary uses every time we end up in the pub
Julian Meteor. Need I say more. LOL.
Tzonar.
I'm going to try this at work. Will report back if I live to tell about it.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. LOL"
PS. LMAO @ Pseudonymph's story!
Good Erin. Work is a good place to try it. We're always being told 'Do Not Try This At Home'. LOL
When the sheriff comes to the door, he's not there to arrest you but to serve you divorce papers LOL.
100% true.
Ronaldo: No, Sir Alex, I don't want to play for Real Madrid. LOL
It was on fire when I got here. LOL
Although, if Mr Pseudonymph (and I hope TFMD is reading this) ever tried the old I love you more than anything in the world. LOL on me, it would end in nothing but WIN. Wife Injures Nads.
There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet. LOL
If you hit a child at this speed there's an 80% chance she'll die. ROFL
And for the Watchmen fans:
LOL I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
Dr Fidelius: Oh great, just what I need - ANOTHER fatwa.
Another fatwa? LOL.
Who you callin' a fatwat? LOLPMSLLMFAOROFL
I'm also a fan of the 'sort of' game.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. Sort of.
"Yes. Yes, of course I love you. I love you more than anything in the world. LOL" would probably result in you being seriously PWND, which is, I believe a prelude to EPIC FAIL.
We The People of the United States in order to form a more perfect Union, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of freedom for ourselves and our posterity do hereby establish this Goddamn Piece of Paper. LOL
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. LOLROFL
Of course I'll take it out before the end LOL
"no no officer, its not what it looks like LOL..the young lady kneeling before me was really checking the elastic on my pants......LOL"
I banged my secretary in our bed love and then wiped my knob on your dressing gown LOLOLOLOLOL
&, Mr Banker, if you seriously expect me to repay you after what your bank has done with the public money it was given to get itself out of the shit your inane actions dropped it in then frankly you can take a running jump right up your own bottom. Oh, you already have. Well done that man, take a house point, lol.
GT
&, Mr Banker, if you seriously expect me to repay you after what your bank has done with the public money it was given to get itself out of the shit your inane actions dropped it in then frankly you can take a running jump right up your own bottom. Oh, you already have. Well done that man, take a house point, lol.
GT
I predict death by TFMD for our intrepid Scaryduck. LOL.
I was part of a LOL theory experiment yesterday in which daughter said You Have to get up at 5.30 tomorrow to get me to netball practise and cook me bacon butties for breakfast and make me a hot chocolate. LOL
The one eye I have open and the fact I have walked into dogs twice suggests that the LOL theory didn't work in this particular case. The gravitas is still here. Is that sparrow fart I can smell?
YOL
"Do that again, Erin, and you're fired. LOL!"
"I, George W Bush, solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
LOL"
This can end in nothing but W1N LOL.
"Thou shall not kill." LOL.
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