Thursday, March 26, 2009

On LOL Theory

On LOL Theory

A new, exciting branch of science has just reared up before mankind.

LOL Theory.

The premise is simple:

The gravitas of any serious statement can be completely removed by adding the word "LOL"
Examples of LOL Theory in the wild:

- "I'm afraid to say, Mr Smith, we're going to have to amputate both your legs LOL"

- On 1st September 1939, German tanks swept over the border into Poland, starting a World War that would result in the deaths of over 70 million people. LOLOLOL

- "LOL - It's worse than that, he'd dead Jim!"

- "I'm sorry Jade. We got your diagnosis completely wrong. ROFL"

LOL Theory is excellent, and I shall use it in everyday conversation from now on. Particularly when I wish to annoy the wife for no apparent reason.

"Yes. Yes, of course I love you. I love you more than anything in the world. LOL"

This can end in nothing but WIN.

Please add your own individual proofs of LOL Theory as 100% scientific proof, PMSL

50 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

Is new Haloscan eating comments, too? Or not accepting Mac generated wit these days? LOL

Debster said...

Second LOL

Misty said...

Haloscan is working absolutely fine, and is far superior to these blogger comments IMO.

But anyway, Second, which is a shame as I've been up since 06:45.

LOLOLOLOL

Misty said...

Arse.

Too much time spent reading the post and typing.

LOLOLOLOL

Twenty Major said...

Tottenham Hotspur are certainly one of the finest football teams known to man. LOL.

Pseudonymph said...

So now I have to be expected to recall comments. FOAFs, completely sweet, but not at all up with the modern stuff, very cutely thought that LOL meant Lots of Love, which is why people put it at the end of their communications. Resulting in their daughter away at uni getting the following text: Sorry, Fluffy dead, hit by post van. Vet unable to save. Buried in flower garden. LOL Mum and Dad

Debster said...

Classic!

And have you noticed how both Julian and Audrey have disappeared? I think they have eloped LOL.

Scaryduck said...

Twenty: I'm reading your book NOW for a review. It's great. LOL

No, really, it is.

Pseudonymph said...

Audrey's too classy. He's kidnapped her, more like.

Twenty Major said...

heh.

I love you, Scary. LOLOLOLOL.

Anonymous said...

Arsenal will win European honours LOL

manu said...

Dear Elizabeth, I take you as my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health LOLOLOLOL.

Debster said...

I love reading this blog LOL.

Pseudonymph said...

100% scientific proof, PMS. LOL.

Debster said...

Of course I love you LOL.

Debster said...

To be hotly followed by, of course I can talk about being faithful and having morals, especially where hot nuns are concerned, ROFLMAO.

Birdman said...

I think it is morally reprehensible that that banker's house got smashed up. PMSL

krzysica said...

we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender. LOL

Rik said...

"I'll buy you a pint next time I see you LOL" - A real quote that Scary uses every time we end up in the pub

Anonymous said...

Julian Meteor. Need I say more. LOL.

Tzonar.

Erin said...

I'm going to try this at work. Will report back if I live to tell about it.

Misty said...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. LOL"

PS. LMAO @ Pseudonymph's story!

Pseudonymph said...

Good Erin. Work is a good place to try it. We're always being told 'Do Not Try This At Home'. LOL

#Debi said...

When the sheriff comes to the door, he's not there to arrest you but to serve you divorce papers LOL.




100% true.

Antgrad said...

Ronaldo: No, Sir Alex, I don't want to play for Real Madrid. LOL

Squeakypony said...

It was on fire when I got here. LOL

Pseudonymph said...

Although, if Mr Pseudonymph (and I hope TFMD is reading this) ever tried the old I love you more than anything in the world. LOL on me, it would end in nothing but WIN. Wife Injures Nads.

drfidelius said...

There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet. LOL

If you hit a child at this speed there's an 80% chance she'll die. ROFL

And for the Watchmen fans:

LOL I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Scaryduck said...

Dr Fidelius: Oh great, just what I need - ANOTHER fatwa.

Richard said...

Another fatwa? LOL.

Birdman said...

Who you callin' a fatwat? LOLPMSLLMFAOROFL

drfidelius said...

I'm also a fan of the 'sort of' game.

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. Sort of.

Sewmouse said...

"Yes. Yes, of course I love you. I love you more than anything in the world. LOL" would probably result in you being seriously PWND, which is, I believe a prelude to EPIC FAIL.

We The People of the United States in order to form a more perfect Union, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of freedom for ourselves and our posterity do hereby establish this Goddamn Piece of Paper. LOL

krzysica said...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. LOLROFL

Debster said...

Of course I'll take it out before the end LOL

manu said...

"no no officer, its not what it looks like LOL..the young lady kneeling before me was really checking the elastic on my pants......LOL"

DarfLoller said...

I banged my secretary in our bed love and then wiped my knob on your dressing gown LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

&, Mr Banker, if you seriously expect me to repay you after what your bank has done with the public money it was given to get itself out of the shit your inane actions dropped it in then frankly you can take a running jump right up your own bottom. Oh, you already have. Well done that man, take a house point, lol.

GT

Anonymous said...

&, Mr Banker, if you seriously expect me to repay you after what your bank has done with the public money it was given to get itself out of the shit your inane actions dropped it in then frankly you can take a running jump right up your own bottom. Oh, you already have. Well done that man, take a house point, lol.

GT

The Wrath of Dawn said...

I predict death by TFMD for our intrepid Scaryduck. LOL.

Pseudonymph said...

I was part of a LOL theory experiment yesterday in which daughter said You Have to get up at 5.30 tomorrow to get me to netball practise and cook me bacon butties for breakfast and make me a hot chocolate. LOL


The one eye I have open and the fact I have walked into dogs twice suggests that the LOL theory didn't work in this particular case. The gravitas is still here. Is that sparrow fart I can smell?

YOL

Erin said...

"Do that again, Erin, and you're fired. LOL!"

Jim said...

"I, George W Bush, solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
LOL"

Steve Dix said...

This can end in nothing but W1N LOL.

justin said...

"Thou shall not kill." LOL.

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