A short list of things you shouldn't do when you've got an in-growing toe-nail
No.1: Go shopping in a supermarket on pension day, where every trolley has at least one wonky wheel, laser-guided directly onto your poor, aching foot."MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Oh, sorry duck. Didn't see you there."
No.2: Take part in an impromptu lunchtime kick-about in the car park for a) shits and b) giggles"MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"I hardly touched him ref!"
No.3: Spend a day in those high heels you knew would be agony the moment you clapped your eyes on them in Dolcis"MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Err... said too much