- Cheese on Toast
- Tomato ketchup sandwiches
- Egg and Chips
- Tea, NATO standard
- Peanut Chunky Kitkats
- Ear wax
- Set meal for two, Ming Wah restaurant, Weymouth
Sports of the Gods (Official list)
- Swingball
- Synchro swimming
- Penguin pile-up
- Pirate-themed crazy golf
- Sending a classical hero on a near-impossible life-or-death quest for some elusive treasure, battling mythic beasts, slaying stop-motion skeletons and rescuing semi-naked yet chaste maidens. Then killing him to death in a bizarre spacehopper accident, for the LULz
- Pro-Celebrity Nail-Gun
Naturally, if you disagree with ANY aspect of these lists, you are a BLASPHEMER and will be dealt with accordingly.
Cruel and Unusual Punishments for BLASPHEMERS, lollygaggers and scullions of the Gods (Official list)
- Fired out of a circus cannon up Jimmy Carr's arse
10 comments:
Tap tap tap... pssst.. Bacon sandwich...
Happy New Year.
Square sliced sausage in a roll. Food of the Gods ya dancer.
Peanut chunky kitkat? Are you mad??????
Actually, this game http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tomy-Flippin-Penguins/dp/B0009IYH8O
is even better than penguin pile up and can be played by the cat as well.
Best food - Ricicles. Twicicles as nicicles.
I'm having cheese on toast now, actually.
Favourite Food of the Dogs in the Nymph household? Chicken mince. Closely followed up by chicken wings. Not to be confused at all with bingo wings.
I cannot comment, as I cannot taste due to my nasal passages being completely stogged up due to the Dreaded HEADCOLD OF DOOM.
BTB - I think I dated that guy in the pic.
Of course there is the feast of the still very dead but still pretty celebrities; Heath Ledger and Andy Gibb. Must you presume I am of a one-track mind?
Don't presume, not at all.
To feast or not to feast? I say most DEFINEATELY! And I must shout it out, to feast in glam rock attire with you two licky-liscious idols of whom you do not love. nay there is not such thing as love.
But only extreme physical attraction of the human speices, then you take your pick.
Do you eat them or the dinner you have conjured up for the three of you. You say three will never work don;t be aquirky jerk; oh most defineately it sure do work! The more the merrier!
But then there is the dinner you set before them: spider's wings on cheese wiz puffs, beef stew with corn chowder and almond whipped cream on top.
And then there is meat loaf with white chocolate mousse with raspberry swirlee on top, ymmy!
And of course tomatoe and basil soup with jello, nothing else could go so well together, and for dessert. The creme dela creme of them all! Andy gibb and Heath Ledger just like little morsels of dessert.
All by themselves. Blashpemous oh yes, I do so love sinning, don't you. But then anything goes in the great beyond.
Oh by the way on Halloween I always love to go trick or treating as a witch and to scare the children and their parents is so nice and dandy.
As for everyones pets and all the other animals around they just truly dig it so much!
I know I'm late with teh comments, but just wanted to say,
Which GOD let the news slip eh?
I went to Mount Olympus ages and ages ago to play 'Fate' at a game of Penguin Pile-up and had to swear on my Right Foot that I wouldn't let any mortals know what they get up to up there!
So...
How comes Scary knows, eh?
And God said:
Make a peanut butter, ripe banana & a dab of apricot jam sandwich - so I did.
And it was good.
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