FACT! The heaviest substance known to man – as proven by the rigorous use of SCIENCE - is the stuff they use to manufacture those fish badges on the back of cars. Not only is this stuff so heavy that is turns even the most powerful road car in the world (the 1.0 litre Nissan Micra) into a slow-moving four-wheeled menace, but it also emits dangerous radioactive rays that turn the driver from your everyday demon driver into a ponderous, drooling nincompoop with a tartan blanket on the parcel shelf.
There can be no other explanation of this bizarre phenomenon, other than from what I have learned on the internet, viz: It being the emblem of the International Association of Bloody Awful Drivers.
Oh, go on, then:
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oooo butter my bottom n call me a biscuit, First!!
I just fancy a hob-nob.
You havent mentioned hats in cars.
Make mine a chocolate hob nob.
How about Twats in Cars?
Especially Nissan Micras.
Catchy tune!
I knew someone who drove a blue Nissan Micra 1.0 Fish. He was a nice bloke an all but you'd catch him on the phone to his wife and you'd hear, "Wait until I get home and we'll ask the Lord together and see what he says".
"The Lord" was the name of their cat, and he usually just said "MAOW"??
Ceiling Cat, obvsly.
Or was it... (buh buh buh) BASEMENT CAT...
ONOZ! Not Basement Cat!
I guess it's a generational thing but WTF is www.weebls-stuff.com reason for existence?
There was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear.
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