David Cameron has decided: David Cameron is awesome and wants the world to know exactly how awesome David Cameron is.In fact, David Cameron is so awesome, he has kindly, in his serene awesomeness, allowed us to reveal some awesome David Cameron FACTS.
- David Cameron invented the time machine in 2027 and used the device to travel back in time and be his own father
- The identity of David Cameron's mother has never been revealed, for fear of acolytes worshipping her over and above His Holy Awesome Daveness. However, he has hinted that she "is not for turning", suggesting that he has never done her up the wrong'un
- Dave Cameron is the only major party leader with his own TV channel: DAVE. Dave's favourite programme is Top Gear. In this fact we're not counting BNP leader Nick Griffin's TV channel, Wonky-faced Racist Tosser-Vision
- Some say David Cameron is The Stig. In fact, it's the other way around
- David Cameron says his favourite band is The Killers. The Vegas-based band wrote the song Human about the awesome Tory party leader, with the refrain "Are we human, or are we Awesome Dave Cameron?" repeated throughout
- David Cameron only has one album on his iPod: The complete unabridged audiobook of "Why I'm Awesome" by David Cameron, read by the author
- A keen bike rider, David Cameron won back-to-back Tours de France between 1999-2005. However, he has never been able to shake off allegations of drug misuse, stating that there is no reliable urine test for awesomeness
- Having secured the backing of Rupert Murdoch's Sun newspaper before the forthcoming election campaign, it has been revealed that there is no truth at all in stories that David Cameron might have used the political manoeuvre known as the "reach-around" to gain the Aussie-born media mogul's full attention
- Neither is there any truth at all in stories that David Cameron's favourite musical instrument is his prized pink oboe, which he learned to play during his years at Eton
- David Cameron is AWESOME*
More David Cameron facts HERE. Nothing to do with me, squire.
* Value of AWESOME may go down as well as up. But mostly down. May the deity of your choice save us all
15 comments:
Furst agains.
Additional fact: David Cameron has signed a deal with the devil, but was severely short changed.
Ha! Did a full ROFLMAO at the photo caption. But who's ... You know the rest. It's dark and cold here in the colonies...
WoD: He's Margaret Thatcher with dangly bits. That is all.
"- Some say David Cameron is The Stig. In fact, it's the other way around"
So they are both gits?
Dave Cameron's awesomeness woke me up. Now I don't need this morning coffee.
He really has a big forehead, doesn't he?
Stig onna bike?
In a former incarnation, Dave was the marketing director of Tefal- hence the forehead.
Additional fact: All the awesome Chuck Norris facts were actually about David Cameron. Chuck Norris stole them to make himself feel good.
WoD and Scary.... Mrs. T still has bigger dangly bits than Cameron ever had. The Labour Party could not have invented a better opposition to Gordon Brown. He is to the Conservatives what Robert Peston is to the BBC. Can't these people in power realize that Cameron and Peston are the most hated people in the universe?
Erin, his forehead is accentuated but his lack of folicles. Or something like that....
Oh dear. I am embarassed. I really should pay more attention, shouldn't I?
Then again, who's Michael Ignatieff, oh denizens of Europea?
One of those posters up my way just has WANK gradfitti'd on it in 3 foot high bright blue letters.
Still trying to work out if it's the verb or a noun.
It is very interesting for me to read that post. Thanks the author for it. I like such themes and anything connected to this matter. I definitely want to read more soon.
But he seems such a nice man - so, errrr, smooth.
Dawn, shhhh! Don't attract attention to Mr. Eyebrows!
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