Friday, January 01, 2010

On dogs on wheels

On dogs on wheels

Hello. I am Scaryduck Junior, and I am still excellent.

The other day, I saw a dog on wheels.

Dogs on wheels are excellent because not only are they the future of road transport in these days of global warming, but when they run out of steam, they make excellent eating.

That is probably why this particular dog on wheels was tied up outside the Lucky Jasmine Chinese Takeway in town.

Dog on wheels? Meals on wheels, more like.

It's LOLs like that which prove how EXCELLENT I am.


The Duck writes:

I'm pleased to say that my teenage son Penguin Boy has joined the ranks of superheroes, having been fetched a nasty peck from a radioactive penguin on a visit to a zoo.

He can do everything a penguin does, except eat fish. And lay eggs. At least - I'm not sure about the eggs.

What colour are penguin eggs, anyway?


The Boy writes, again
:

Sponsor my dad, or we'll never hear the last of this.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is extremely interesting for me to read the blog. Thank you for it. I like such topics and anything that is connected to this matter. I would like to read more on that blog soon.

Scaryduck said...

Good.

GOOD.

Debster said...

Penguin turd.

Erin said...

The same colour as penguin turds.

WrathofDawn said...

Re anonymous: I didn't know penguins could type. Ducks, yes, but penguins?

Richard said...

It is extremely interesting for me to read this too. Maybe interesting is pushing it a little far but I will admit to being intrigued as to the Chinese takeaway being located below the high water mark. I saw a dachsund on wheels last week, at Warwick services.

Richard said...

oh, and Happy New Year

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

Happy new year to all.

Delephine's delight said...

Oh my my my! What hilarious highjinks are you scaryduckers up to again!

Listen here, boys ya know my pet Black Panther, Troy's his name and he's got the game!


Can do the same thing too! Isn't it an amazing small world.


Troy also works overtime as a Peco repairman!