Thursday, January 21, 2010

On solutioneering

On solutioneering

"Where the hell did we come up with that stupid idea?"

"You missed the last meeting. We were solutionising."

"Solutioneering, you bunch of utter planks. You can't even get your buzzword bingo right."

It was at that exact moment the meeting took a turn for the worse, and our solutioniferizing resulted in an urgent phone order to Slick Mario's Quick Lime, Tin Bath and Shovel Emporium.

16 comments:

Merson said...

Say we are top of the league, say we are top of the league...

Astropoppet said...

you do realise that lime only covers the smell, doesn't actually make the body decompose any quicker. Sulphuric acid, much better idea

TRT said...

Sulphuric acid, much better idea
Solutioneering at it's finest,

Scaryduck said...

Good thinking. I should invite you people to my next meeting

Erin said...

So what's the survival rate of one of your meetings?

Scaryduck said...

Not good.

Donna said...

I can think of a few "problems" that would benefit from a dose of your "solution".

Thanks for the tip.

Hydrofluoric acid works faster, so I've heard.

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Mr VeryVeryBored said...

Easily done. I have spouted forth at length on a number of conference calls recently, realising after the point of no return that I am talking utter shyte. Result: deafening and humiliating silence once solutionification is complete. Ouch.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

Mice boots.

WrathofDawn said...

Poor little Al,
We'll see our Al no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.

Also: Slick Mario's Quick Lime, Tin Bath and Shovel Emporium made me do a proper LOL.

w'ferret said...

Auntie Nell gave Baby what
she thought was calomel (1)
alas
what the bady ate
was corrosive sublimate (2)

(1) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury(I)_chloride
(2) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury(II)_chloride

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