Wednesday, January 20, 2010

On the destruction of Western civilisation

On the destruction of Western civilisation

In 1948, the Egyptian intellectual Sayyid Qutb travelled to America to study. He was so shocked at what he saw as a debauched, brutal, materialistic society obsessed with sex, desire and money, he vowed that it should be destroyed.

Qutb wrote extensively on the subject before finding himself hanging from a rope in an Egyptian prison, but he is widely recognised as the man whose published works influenced Al Qaeda and other extreme Islamic groups.

In these days of heightened awareness toward extreme religiously-motivated militant groups, it is worth asking ourselves whether Qutb and his followers have a point. We ask: Is Western civilisation really so bad that is should be destroyed?

Let us examine the evidence:

No.1 Daniel O'Donnell Cross-Stitch Pattern

The Darling of Donegal in easy-to-sew cross-stitch for the easily-pleased pensioner in your life. Also available: Terry Wogan, Richard Hammond.

I think we are all agreed in this case: This is quite easily The Worst Thing In The World and represents all that is evil in the Western world that we hold dear, and must be destroyed at once.

Mad Death-to-the-Infidels 1-0 Western Civilisation

Next Week: The role of Ricky Butcher of EastEnders in the proletariat's struggle against the capitalist bourgoisie.

22 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

However, it does give one the chance to stick a needle in the eye of either Daniel, Terry or Hamster without the tiresome and quite frankly timewasting criminal charges that follow.
What's not to like?

Technogran said...

I completely agree with Pseudonymph how can this be a bad thing?

Sigg3.net said...

As a little kid I cross-stitched a pillow of THE PHANTOM (my favourite hero). It's true!

Even my grandmother was laughing...

Pseudonymph said...

Apparently, when Ghandi was asked what he thought of Western Culture, he replied, "There's no agar plate big enough"
Or something.

Keith said...

Who's Daniel O'Donnell?

Richard said...

Keith, visit any market in any town and head for the source of the loud music. There you will find a large stall of CDs by artists the names of whom are only known by women between the ages of 62 and 95 of Caledonian/Hibernian ancestry. The 18 crates on the left are O'Donnell. If Phil Collins and Chris de Burgh could mate, this is what would happen.

Erin said...

"If Phil Collins and Chris de Burgh could mate, this is what would happen."

I both laughed and shuddered at that one. The horror, the horror.

Donna said...

It could be worse....

It could be a...

......KNITTING PATTERN!

Technogran said...

I agree. Fancy a sweater with Daniel or Terry on the front!

Sewmouse said...

Well, it isn't all that difficult to turn a x-stitch pattern into a knitting pattern....

Well, it ISN"T!!!!

I mean - really - Scary could have a Kylie-head jumper made by xmas if he starts NOW.

Debster said...

I dont think it is the head he is interested in.

Dara said...

I used to work in a large concert hall in a British city with a large Irish population that rhymes with, er, Blasgow,and Daniel O'Donnell once called a colleague a cunt for spilling a bottle of water on his bolero jacket.

I know. I was surprised too.

Donna said...

I hope your colleague pee'd in the replacement bottle.

Keith, count your blessings you havnt heard the tw@ try to sing.

Donna said...

Sewmouse- agree it would be simple to knit a xstitch pattern as a picture on say a jumper.

What would give me the boak would be for some old saddo, soggy tena-ladied bint knitting up a 3-D Daniel O'D.

Dara said...
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Dara said...

Incidentally, I'm not sure that a Daniel O'Donnell cross-stitch pattern is that unexpected. I would imagine that People Who Enjoy Cross-Stitching and People Who Enjoy Daniel O'Donnell is not so much a Venn Diagram as one big circle.

A KISS cross-stitch pattern, on the other hand, has to be some sort of harbinger of the apocalypse.

http://www.crafts-unlimited.co.uk/xkiss.htm

Dara said...

A cross-stitch pattern of erstwhile Airwolf Star Jan Michael Vincent, on the other hand, is all kinds of awesome:

http://www.crafts-unlimited.co.uk/xvincent.htm

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WrathofDawn said...

This, ladies... THIS is what we have to look forward to.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

Re: Sayyid Qutb as the spiritual head of Al Qaeda

"...most of his observations and criticism were leveled at his own society and culture..."

but he is not reported as having had much to say about easy-to-sew cross-stitching patterns, other than a vague reference in his allegorical love poem "Knitting For A Special Camel".

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