Wednesday, January 27, 2010

On the destruction of Western civilisation, again

On the destruction of Western civilisation, again

After last week's Daniel O'Donnell unpleasantness which brought the wrath of certain militant groups based in the mountains of Waziristan down on us (Quote: "A nipple-gripple to this BLASPHEMER"), we thought it best to cut our Al Qaeda chums a little bit of slack in their battle to wipe out our way of life as we know it.

So, while our governments refuse to talk to these humourless curs, here's the deal we've cut for the good of humanity: We sacrifice one or two of The Worst Things In The World, and they agree to stop being a bit out of order with the whole killing people and nipple-gripple shit.

No.2: Gio Compario


Otherwise known as that bastard from the Go Compare adverts, and exactly 547% more annoying than the Poo at Paul's commercial, and must be destroyed at once. I bet you didn't even realise this blot on our society even had a name.

And why does the boy want a poo at Paul's, you ask? Because Paul's real name Is OSAMA BIN LADEN, and he he bribing the lad with DRUGS, GUNS and a FAKE ITALIAN OPERA SINGER.

As you can see from this stunning new evidence, everything is connected in this world, and not in the ways you'd suspect. We've got your number, OSAMA and we win this time.

Mad Death-to-the-Infidels 1-1 Western Civilisation

THE BATTLE CONTINUES

12 comments:

Julian Meteor said...

LOL - first for my MASSIVE come back. Any news guys?

Cenred said...

Why, oh why, is the fat fake singing the tune of "Over There"? It's not even effin opera. Makes my ears bleed.

Scaryduck said...

Meteor: Yes. Argyle are SHITE.

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snee said...

Seeing as my name happens to be Paul, I find THAT advert the most annoying EVER!

Have you any idea how many of my so called mates keep knocking at my door clutching bog roll?

End this madness now!

Richard said...

Oh, shite it's Meteor.

As I haven't got a telly and really don't have a clue what you're on about, will Osama leave me alone while he's laying waste to the rest of the world?

Debster said...

Perhaps Meteor is really the opera guy. I had no idea he had an actual name.

What exactly are nipple gripples?

FJ said...

Have to agree Scary but the scouse version of poo at paul's house is brilliant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wn74xAS3Mo
(sorry don't know how to do linky things so you'll have to copy & paste).

Erin said...

A good kick might set Gio right. Or just make the kicker feel better.

Squeakypony said...

Go Compare has a nice beat, and you can dance to it.

p.s. are you thinking - Two boys and a cup (one of them named Paul) or is it just me?

p.p.s. Hello Julian, it's a hoot to see your back.

Pseudonymph said...

Luigi Sava Da Money.
He had a knotted hanky on his head ffs.
And a blue chesty bonds to make him appeal to the working classes.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

I am mooning Osama Bin Laden at this very moment (it's difficult typing at the same time) in support.