Ant and Dec: A Spotter's Guide
The one on the left is Ant. Or possibly on the right. But he could also be Dec. Or both. Only their mother can tell them apart.
Bonus rubbish joke
I went into Argos over the weekend and made a couple of bulky purchases.
"So we can arrange delivery," said the young lady behind the counter, "Can you give me your street name?"
"Yeah - it's DJ EXCELLENT, but I can't see how I'm going to get my gas barbecue any quicker."
*B'dum - tish!*