Monday, May 31, 2010

KEMP

KEMP

Soon to appear on the hard-hitting Sky One documentary series: Ross Kemp on Helium

Colonial readers: It is a public holiday over here. Talk amongst yourselves and discuss how best to serve the Empire.

10 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

I find the Empire best served with a nice red wine jus and a side of salad or steamed vegetables, depending on seasonal availability.

Donna said...

The Empire AKA The Comedians Graveyard

Des O'Conner fainted you know.

Donna said...

Also Ros Kemps photo.....

Imagine giving birth to something wi' a napper like that - you'd rip from arsehole to breakfast time.

Invader_Stu said...

He looks like his normal self to me

Debster said...

What is this Ross Kemp of which you speak?

WrathofDawn said...

Hmmm... a public holiday in That England and a public holiday in That US of A. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

IT'S A TRAP!

Debster said...

A pubic holiday, surely?

Pseudonymph said...

Yes. And don't call him shirley.

WrathofDawn said...

You mean his body's not a temple?

I am deeply disappointed.

Vinyl said...

*lol*