Monday, May 24, 2010

On crisps

On crisps

FACT: Crisps are an important part of your diet, and comprise at least seven of your five a day.

FACT: Modern culture started to collapse the day Golden Wonder stopped making Ringos.

A decision not taken lightly, production was halted after a successful legal challenge by fourth-best Beatle Ringo Starr, demanding a 1p payment for every tasty potato-based snack bearing his name.

Ironically, the Egg Marketing Board dodged a similar bullet by changing the name of the yellow bit inside their product to "yolk" after a writ from Yoko Ono in the early 1970s, while the makers of "Lennonade" craftily switched the double-n to a letter 'm'.

Paul McCartney and Man United footballer Wayne Rooney are said to be perfectly happy with Macca-Roons, as long as they stick to the veggie recipe.

I am not mad.

11 comments:

Fremsley said...

They always put 'BEST BEFORE'on stuff.
Why don't fag packets say BEST AFTER: Kylie Minogue????

Not mad in the least.

TRT said...

Ooooeerrr! Loverly Ringos. What was you favourite flavour?

Rik said...

Onion flavour. They didn't do any other flavours did they?

Erin said...

You might be *a little bit* mad. But your marketing skills are flawless, because now I'm hungry.

Debster said...

Surely they should be Ringoes? Like potatoes?

Richard said...

Discos were good. The salt and vinegar ones that tasted as though the potato and salt bits had been missed out.

WrathofDawn said...

"... and comprise at least seven of your five a day..."

In my dream world...

Sewmouse said...

If it doesn't taste of bacon - it's not a snack.

Mike said...

Now I'm hungry AND wishing I could have 7 out of five servings of chips a day without dying of a heart attack after a week.

isolator42 said...

Golden Wonder now do Ringos in C+O & S+V, as well as good ol' onion:
http://www.goldenwonder.com/ringos-brand.asp

Who bets they're not as good/big/small/etc. as they used to be? :)

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