In which one man's crusade against crime hits the buffers."Dad?"
"What is it son?"
"I... I don't want to be Crab Boy any more."
"I beg your pardon?"
"I don't want to be your superhero sidekick. It was fun to begin with, but now you're making me wear the costume to school and everyone takes the mickey. Even the teachers are laughing."
"But son - being a superhero's sidekick is a noble calling. You must rise above it. Be one with the lobster. And get me a list of these so-called teachers. They must face CRAB JUSTICE."
"And mum says you've got to grow up."
"Right. Err... right. Tell her there's plenty of space at low water mark for her to be tied to a post and left for the crabs, just like the rest of the law breakers that have afflicted this town with their bad haircuts and crossing the road from behind parked cars. Crab Justice cannot be denied."
"You tell her. I'm off to play Call of Duty."
Kids, eh?
Small Ads: For Sale - Lobster costume, slightly stained. Offers.
10 comments:
First because I'm too busy watching elections on that BBC site ....
I'll be second then.
AND, that bearded twunt Jim Knight lost.
All hail Hugo Drax.
I'll be third then...just like Spurs will be come Sunday evening :)
It is a heavy blow for the world of crime fighting indeed
But where is the Friday Tale of Wirth and Moe?
Debster - I think a man in a lobster costume *is* a lot of moe.
Where was Lobsterman's Justice during the run up to the Election.
I'd vote for anyone who ties up politicians to the rocks at low tide.
Tidier than a Hung Parliament anyway, making a mess of the trees with those ropes.
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The queen says in her ever so queenly and queerly manner, thanks scaryduck ever so for the show of force for me and the royal pains in the arses, hmmmph, I mean for all the royals concerned we thank ya so much for the support: But you yet still not paid your taxes!
sorry duckyie we are comin' down Penny lane after you all.
Can he swing
From a web
No he can't
Cause he's a lobster.
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