Sahara asked me - after I mentioned the conversion rate of the metric shitload to the Imperial Shedload - about units of measure. So, for those of you still working things out on the old money, always happy to oblige:One metric shitload = 2.71 Imperial Shedloads
1 Imperial Shedload = 0.03 Fucktonnes
1 Fucktonne = 1.02 Fucktons = 23.567 Metric spunkbubbles
2 Bloody great handfuls = 3 Metric jubblies
3 Metric jubblies = 1 good old fashioned slap round the face = 0.47 Had it up to heres = 0.02 Motorboats
6 inches = 1 standard handjob = 0.5 Milibands
2 standard handjobs = 1 "Last night I dreamed I was skiing" = 0.5 Metric Liars
12 pints British ale = 56.8 litres of French piss = 1 vomir dans une haie = 0.93 Imperial Sick inna Hedge = 0.69 US Chunders
Do let me know if I've missed anything.
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