Thursday, May 13, 2010

On unlikely porn scenarios

On unlikely porn scenarios

They say that everything in porn has already been done, and that the only thing that remains is making the same films again and again.

No scenario, no pecadillo, no form of bedroom gymnastics has been left untouched.

All that is left is to keep feeding the beast and keeping Ron Jeremy in paid work.

In fact, Rule 34 - as we all know - says that "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Yeah, right.

I hope you haven't just eaten.

Scene: Indoors, day.

Ann Noreen Widdecombe's show is disturbed by the doorbell. Wearing nothing but a damp, see-through bathrobe, she answers the door to a gerntleman in a suit.

Music: 70's wokka-wokka-wokka funk

Man: Hello. My name's Gordon Brown

THE END
OK, Hollywood - time to play catch-up. Heaven knows the man needs the work now.

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