They say that everything in porn has already been done, and that the only thing that remains is making the same films again and again.No scenario, no pecadillo, no form of bedroom gymnastics has been left untouched.
All that is left is to keep feeding the beast and keeping Ron Jeremy in paid work.
In fact, Rule 34 - as we all know - says that "If it exists, there is porn of it."
Yeah, right.
I hope you haven't just eaten.
Scene: Indoors, day.OK, Hollywood - time to play catch-up. Heaven knows the man needs the work now.
Ann Noreen Widdecombe's show is disturbed by the doorbell. Wearing nothing but a damp, see-through bathrobe, she answers the door to a gerntleman in a suit.
Music: 70's wokka-wokka-wokka funk
Man: Hello. My name's Gordon Brown
THE END
14 comments:
First. First to comment and probably first to throw up.
Second.
Away to mop up the boak.
Turd.
Are we going to get a Tale of Mirth and Woe tomorrow where we can suggest random sentences, like in teh olden days?
Uhh... not this week. However, I will try to fit something in to tomorrow's post if you ask nicely.
It's about airports. AIRPORTS.
My Mac has an airport.
Had G. Brown come to sort out the old boiler?
I'm delivering my ex to an airport at an unheard of hour tomorrow morning. John Lennon's very own one. Obviously, being in Liverpool I'm hoping it's going to be still there.
Thanks for the warning - I was just about to start on the toast. *shivers*
Gordon Brown would be no good in porno at all due to his inability to get an election.
OT. I was considering having a hair port, but when I found out which part of your body they got the follicles from...
TNT - Dont you want curly hair?
Scary - I know it's a few days out of date but are you behind "The Crabs Revenge" website.
Sorry, crap at doing linky bits
How about something with kittens at the airport? Please?
LOL @ TRT.
But the music. You'd have Fozzy Bear sing the background.
You ARE kinky, Mr. Duck!
Also, kittehs at the airport! YES!!!
Later...
"That was a disaster, they should never have put me with that woman. Whose idea was that? It’s just ridiculous."
Genuine LOL @ Justin.
hmmm, oh I like that one! Get's me going, (if anything) Gordon Brown, no! but thanks for asking just the same.
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