Happy car / Angry car
Awww! Look at his cute ickle face!
It is THE LAW that whenever you spot one of these Daihatsu Copens, you MUST shout out "Happy car!" I am nearly 45 years of age.
On the other hand:
BMW Minis = Right miserable bastards.
Mobility scooters = Horribly, relentlessly cheerful and MUST BE STOPPED.