Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Job Interview

Job Interview

"So," I asked of our most promising candidate yet, "What do you do when you're not at work?"

That standard question that reveals oh-so-much about our future employees.

"Well," she replied, "I'm a Line Dancing Pilates instructor."

"You're a what what whaty what?"

"Line Dancing Pilates. It's like Line Dancing. And it's like Pilates. Only with the fun and health benefits of both."

"Please leave."

5 comments:

Debster said...

Ooh first for lion dancing.

Erin said...

Are you sure she didn't say 'pirates'?

Amanda Huggenkiss said...

Arrrh, booty scoot'n.

Port together, port together, step, turn, starboard together, starboard together, step, clap.

p.s. Choreographed by Roger the cabin boy.

Anonymous said...

The X loves line dancing. So many grounds for divorce...

WoD

Sewmouse said...

Lions dancing with Pirates?

Sounds interesting. Where do I sign up?