The reviews for my EXCELLENT book are in from some of the world's leading special publications, and by-and-large, they're pretty positive. See what you think, and then BUY MY EXCELLENT BOOK:- "Couldn't put this book down" - Superglue Enthusiast
- "Shat myself laughing" - Dysentery Victims Association Newsletter
- "This book saved my life" - People Who Make Armour Out of Books Weekly
- "We quite like I Am Not Mad. Just the right thickness" - Wonky Table Owner
- "The ideal toilet companion" - Toilet & Crapping Magazine
- "LOL" - Pyongyang's Rodung Sinmun (Official newspaper of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea)
Of course, I'm not a complete Lord Sugar, only posting the reviews that praise me to they skies. There are people out there who would have me as an enemy, and their views (utterly crap and WRONG as they are) should be equally valid : These negative reviews are …err… like water off a duck's back:
- "Do not buy this book" - Anatadaephobe News
- "We are sickened - SICKENED - by the clear prejudice in this so-called book" - Quarterly Journal of the British Wasp Owner's Association
- "FINISH HIM" - Which Fatwa? Monthly
You too could be the owner of this magnificent heirloom piece. "The ideal gift for a rich, elderly relative with a dodgy heart" - Insurance Fraudster Today
17 comments:
I have, indeed, joined the club.
Ah, now the sudoku game's batteries have run out, this could be the perfect replacement for those peaceful moments in the loo - probably help with any constipation too...
@snee: the Dysentery Victims Association Newsletter might be better for that.
If I had actual, real money I would definitely buy this book. How's that?
"... why you - YES, YOU - haven't bought my excellent book..."
Could this be why?
"... < http://scaryduck.blogspot.com/%3Cbr%20/%3Ehttp://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/i-am-not-mad/13661295 > ..."
(obviously this is not the right medium for publishing HTML source)
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"Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck. does not exist."
Too much scaryduck blogspot.com a bad thing for once.
/df
Fine Duck, fine, I'll buy your damn book, but I promise you that I will refuse to enjoy it.
Merry xmas to you and to the fragrant Mrs. Duck and Ducklings.
Yer linkses are FAIL!
It appears I have a Real Life copy on my desk here, but Lulu have just sent an email to let me know that they dispatched it yesterday. Is it in episode form like Harry Potter?
Right. I just ordered the REAL LIFE COPY to find out on the ORDER CONFIRMATION that it's 344 pages!
How the fridge am I supposed to get through 344 pages!??
Luckily, am cheap and order regular mail shipping. Let's wait and see what the British mail service can do..
Kindle format?
Kindling, I reckon.
Link FAIL: Have fixed. Soz.
Also: KINDLE - working on it.
A mime told me not to.
Because I am caught in a Mercury in retrograde* miasma of cock-uppery the like I have never seen. Will order a copy when (and if) this madness slows the f**k down.
*not that I believe in that crap, but it's either that or Murphy's Law
I've read it but it's not as good as the film!
"Would not buy this book if my life depended upon it" - Tired Dad
Fuck me - my Arch Nemesis Tired Dad is back!
Are you still tired?
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