NOT SENT FROM MY IPHONE
I got an email from a business contact the other day.
"Blah blah blah", it said, "blah blah blah de blah."
Followed up with: "Blah blah de drone blah"
And signing of with: "Sent from my iPhone"
I don't have an iPhone because I am not a ponce.
To this end I have changed my email signature:
"Not sent from my iPhone because I AM NOT A PONCE."
Just to make things totally clear: NOT. A. PONCE.