Think once.Think twice.
Think: Don't drink three cans of Red Bull half an hour before an important departmental meeting.
This action will prevent:
- Manic, wide-eyed staring
- Suggesting a game of British Bulldog to see who gets to take the minutes
- Replying to questions with the words "WhatWhatWhatWhatWHATWHAT?"
- Dancing the "Dead Ant" on the Boardroom table before lapsing into unconsciousness
- The disapproving glances of your peers who are so cross that they nearly said something.
Seriously. Don't do it.
7 comments:
I've done it on two cans and even then I was bouncing off the walls during a design meeting.
So annoyed they nearly said something?
What are they, Canadian?
WoD
Plus, it tastes like own brand furniture polish.
How is it you've managed to stay employed? I'm impressed!
Red Bull. So bloody common - stick to whisky I say. Malts if possible.
I gave up the Red Bull when I discovered Tesco kich. 35p per can, but it looks and tastes like horse wee.
Make that 6 cans and you'll escape that meeting ...
... straight into A&E with a raging tachycardia.
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