Hang mistletoe over the lift doors, and ask colleagues if they are "going down"Good luck in your future career!
Put a sign saying "Free seed" in a pile of bird seed on the office floor. Hang an anvil from the ceiling. Wait
Set the office microwave oven default setting to sixty minutes, full power
Draw a body outline in the meeting room
If they don't get the message, leave a body in the meeting room
Convince the temp that you are the 3rd Baron De Winter, and demand your droit de seigneur
Update the global auto-correct in MS Word to change the word "customer" to "quim-faced nuisance"
Re-record the weekly fire alarm warning message as a dubstep remix
Empty the fire extinguishers and refill them with silly string
Tell everybody you're working from home, hide, listen to them all talk behind you behind your back, then emerge to mete out your bloody revenge
On Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, claim you mis-heard and bring in Chelsea and England footballer John Terry
On Children in Need Day, claim you mis-heard and bring in Chelsea and England footballer John Terry
Sit at the front and pretend to be driving a bus, then organise a whip-round for the driver
Start every sentence with "I'm not racist, but..." "...what time are you going to lunch?"
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
FUN FUN FUN things to do in the office
Work. It's a drudge. But why not jazz up the old nine-to-five with these fun pranks - guaranteed to raise a laugh