FUN FUN FUN things to do in the office

Work. It's a drudge. But why not jazz up the old nine-to-five with these fun pranks - guaranteed to raise a laugh

Hang mistletoe over the lift doors, and ask colleagues if they are "going down"

Put a sign saying "Free seed" in a pile of bird seed on the office floor. Hang an anvil from the ceiling. Wait

Set the office microwave oven default setting to sixty minutes, full power

Draw a body outline in the meeting room

If they don't get the message, leave a body in the meeting room

Convince the temp that you are the 3rd Baron De Winter, and demand your droit de seigneur

Update the global auto-correct in MS Word to change the word "customer" to "quim-faced nuisance"

Re-record the weekly fire alarm warning message as a dubstep remix

Empty the fire extinguishers and refill them with silly string

Tell everybody you're working from home, hide, listen to them all talk behind you behind your back, then emerge to mete out your bloody revenge

On Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, claim you mis-heard and bring in Chelsea and England footballer John Terry

On Children in Need Day, claim you mis-heard and bring in Chelsea and England footballer John Terry

Sit at the front and pretend to be driving a bus, then organise a whip-round for the driver

Start every sentence with "I'm not racist, but..." "...what time are you going to lunch?"

Good luck in your future career!