Do you know what I'd pay damn good money to see? I'd pay damn good money to see a pack of dogs chasing a one-man band down the street. Double the cash if they catch him. In fact, I'd also like to hear a pack of dogs chasing a one-man band down the street, record it, and release it as the latest dubstep anthem for the musically cloth-eared.
In a similar vein, I'd also pay damn good money to see a bagpipe player in a one-on-one duel with a starving leopard.
With the Proms season coming up, I'm sure the BBC and those art-loving wallahs at the Royal Albert Hall could oblige.
Also, a bunch of accordian players versus a T-72 tank.
Also also: Jedward vs Ebola.
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All of those are fair fight, IMHO, except Jedward v. Ebola. Jedward would win, I fear. Poor, dead Ebola.
I'm trying to get TV companies interested in my new reality show - "Let's Reverse An Articulated Lorry Over Jeremy Clarkson's Head!". It features Jeremy Clarkson having an articulated lorry reverse over his head.
I think a LOT of people would pay damn good money to see that.
Jedward ARE ebola. Well, they make my ears bleed.
I'd pay to see them trying to use a vat of scalding hot tea to try and dissolve Alan Sugar.
Never thought I'd feel sorry for Ebola, but...
Don't suppose there's anybody out there wanna lend me a hand fending off vicious dogs?
I'll pay a good amount of money just to see Pacquiao and Mayweather fight. That would be totally awesome.
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