Friday, June 15, 2012

A short list of things I'd pay damn good money to see, mostly involving painful death

Do you know what I'd pay damn good money to see? I'd pay damn good money to see a pack of dogs chasing a one-man band down the street. Double the cash if they catch him.

In fact, I'd also like to hear a pack of dogs chasing a one-man band down the street, record it, and release it as the latest dubstep anthem for the musically cloth-eared.

In a similar vein, I'd also pay damn good money to see a bagpipe player in a one-on-one duel with a starving leopard.

With the Proms season coming up, I'm sure the BBC and those art-loving wallahs at the Royal Albert Hall could oblige.

Also, a bunch of accordian players versus a T-72 tank.

Also also: Jedward vs Ebola.

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