Wednesday, December 02, 2009

On Iceland

On Iceland

There are times when a man's got to stand up and be counted. And that time is NOW.

In these darkest of days, I have decided - for the good of the nation - that I shall make it my life's work to hunt down and mete out righteous justice on those behind this monstrosity:

Righteous justice may include any of the following:

- Public ridicule

- Turd through the letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand

- Tied to a dentist's chair and being made to sing "Well did you Evah" non-stop except for periods when the victim person under re-education is force-fed Iceland-branded nutrition-free calories and/or Coleen Nolan

- Being Coleen Nolan. Or Jason Donovan

I am not mad

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