The sight of a roadside shrine to some poor unfortunate who didn't make it home led to one of these thought processes that resulted in this little one-liner in the Viz Top Tips style:
ENTREPRENEURS! Set up a flower business near to the scene of a recent fatal traffic accident. Business will boom.
Yeah, I know: Sick puppy.
BUDDING ARTISTS! Can you draw poor quality and slightly frightening versions of children's TV characters? They need a mural painter at the local hospital
Still a sick puppy
PRACTICAL JOKERS! Swap tubes of chilli paste with the Canestan at local supermarkets, then go home and wank furiously
OK, I'll stop now.