Tuesday, August 03, 2010

On Zombie Elvis

On Zombie Elvis

If the King was alive today, what would he be doing?

The answer, of course, would be "Scratching on the lid of his coffin", and if you said that, give yourself the rest of the day off.

But as he's as dead as a really fat bloke sitting on the khazi stuffing his face with a cheeseburger, he'd most probably be busy being the world best-known Zombie pop star.

Even the undead need entertainment.

- Heart-stopped hotel
- Hound dead

- Older than you actually think Shep
- (Let me be your) Deaddy bear

- A little less decomposin'
- Suspicious Spicy Brainssssssssss

- Love Me Tender intestines, ripped from my abdomen and eaten raw, or something
- Six Foot Way Down

And if you think you've really got the day off, you're wrong. Think of more.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kentucky Brains

Fremsley said...

I already have the day off, so there!

Debster said...

Blue Turd Shoes.

Invader_Stu said...

"You are always on my mind... eating the frontal lobe."

Erin said...

Jailhouse Rot
Fountain of Blood
Just a Little Brain

Nnnnnnn said...

Way on down.... really deep down

Richard said...

Liver Las Vegas
Wear My Ringpiece around Your Neck
Hard-boiled Headed Woman
His Latest Flame-grilled thigh.

He actually did release a single called "Anything That's Part of You" in 1962

Sewmouse said...

All Embalmed Up
Are you edible tonite?
Can't Help Fallin' back into my grave
Fools Rush Into buildings with only one exit when Zombies Attack

Anonymous said...

LOL @ fools rush in. Well done, Sewmouse!

AnonyDawson

Lady Dangermouse said...

"(You're so Dead) Baby I Don't Care"

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* Email this * Comments .... etc

In particular "Comments" is very impressive -- yours is the only blog I can comment on directly from Google reader, without having to open the blog itself?

Can you share your techy know how on how to create this ....?