On Zombie Elvis
If the King was alive today, what would he be doing?
The answer, of course, would be "Scratching on the lid of his coffin", and if you said that, give yourself the rest of the day off.
But as he's as dead as a really fat bloke sitting on the khazi stuffing his face with a cheeseburger, he'd most probably be busy being the world best-known Zombie pop star.
Even the undead need entertainment.
- Heart-stopped hotel
- Hound dead
- Older than you actually think Shep
- (Let me be your) Deaddy bear
- A little less decomposin'
- Suspicious Spicy Brainssssssssss
- Love Me Tender intestines, ripped from my abdomen and eaten raw, or something
- Six Foot Way Down
And if you think you've really got the day off, you're wrong. Think of more.