Now that I'm renting a room from a friend for my midweek stays in Reading, I thought I'd do the decent thing and push the vacuum cleaner around for a bit. Yes, I confess, madness overtook me and I shall not do it again.Eventually, I found the hoover, ran it over the coffee table as per The Rules of Bloke, but my search also turned up the following:
* Jerry can full of petrol
* Box of fireworks
* Set of golf clubs
* Life-sized cardboard cut-out of an Imperial Stormtrooper
* A box of genuine antique pizza menus
* DVD of Scooby Doo: The Movie
* A million unused vacuum cleaner dust bags
* Paul Gascoigne with a fishing rod and a bucket of fried chicken
Yup, it's a Bachelor Pad
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