That Colonel Gadaffi, what a bastard. It hardly seems worth wasting laughs on a man who thinks the answer to legimate protest is to drop bombs on his own people, but to laugh at these shits we must.
And through one over-used joke, it has come to my attention that he has one thing in common with some of histories biggest bastards: They're all animals. Look:
Gadaffi DuckIf this tells us anything, we must continue to eat these creatures. Stop them. Eat them now on a tasty, tasty barbecue with tasty, tasty barbecue sauce, before it is too late.
Kim Jong Krill
Robert Moo-gabe
Henry the Ape King of England
Adolf Hitlerpotomus
Pol Pot-bellied pig
Mouse Tse Tung
Josef Starling
Vlad the Impala
Fidel Cat-ro
Meerkat Ahmadinezad
Saddam Horse-ain
Napoleon Bone-a-giraffe
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