That Colonel Gadaffi, what a bastard. It hardly seems worth wasting laughs on a man who thinks the answer to legimate protest is to drop bombs on his own people, but to laugh at these shits we must.And through one over-used joke, it has come to my attention that he has one thing in common with some of histories biggest bastards: They're all animals. Look:
Gadaffi DuckIf this tells us anything, we must continue to eat these creatures. Stop them. Eat them now on a tasty, tasty barbecue with tasty, tasty barbecue sauce, before it is too late.
Kim Jong Krill
Robert Moo-gabe
Henry the Ape King of England
Adolf Hitlerpotomus
Pol Pot-bellied pig
Mouse Tse Tung
Josef Starling
Vlad the Impala
Fidel Cat-ro
Meerkat Ahmadinezad
Saddam Horse-ain
Napoleon Bone-a-giraffe
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And the Romanians throw their hat in the ring with Nicolai Cowchesku.
Honorable mention (only because he may be a distant relative)
Papa Duck and Baby Duck Duvalier from the Haitian branch of the family.
Rupert Murduck
David Cowmeron?
Atilla the Hen
Enver Baxha
Some Roman bastards:
- Caligulark
- Neroppossum
- Tigerius
Brian Cowen doesn't even have to change his name....
"Josef Starling"
roffle
One of my colleagues talked with Gadaffi in person some 30 years ago. Apparently, he was crazy back then too.
Horse W. Bush?
Although I presume this one would only be good for dogfood.
Marshal Titoad
Silvio Berluscowni
General Francow
Barack Obambi
Osama Bin Llama?
Wassat? 'Innocent until proven guilty' you say...?
...meh, whatever :)
Alec salmon
Silvio Berlusconey
Angela Meerkat
Simples.
Meerkat Thatcher
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