On providing for my family in hard times
Times are hard. Belts are being tightened.
And, in an attempt to get the family food bill down, I've decided to embrace 'Cornish Cuisine'* and have started to cook and eat my own road kill.
It's not as grim as it sounds - if you time things just right, the Tesco delivery driver won't know what hit him.
* My father, who lives in the depths of West Cornwall, claims to have invented the Roadkill Pasty. He is not mad.