It's that time of year again[ding dong!]
"Good evening sir, I'm your Liberal Democrat candidate in the forthcoming local elections and I..."
"Oh, you poor, poor person."
"Wait...what? I ...err..."
"You poor person. Here's a pound."
He looked at me, his mouth opening and closing like a goldfish, clutching his shiny Queen's pound.
"But... but... progressive policies?"
"You poor devil."
"Social mobility?"
"You want that quid or not? I pity you."
I'm only going to vote for one party on May 5th.
"Other political parties are available"
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"Yes, yes. Please come in. Just take your shoes off at the door and wipe your feet on the Lego in the hall..."
We've got elections coming up, too. Better stock up on the Lego, I suppose.
Just so long as the Turd party doesnt make house to house calls and put their messages through my letterbox.
We had a turd party candidate. He lost his deposit.
Turd Party Candidates take a Stool in the Houses of Parliament.
Did this happen or are you just wishing it had?
Dosnt matter who you vote for........
...... The Turds always get in
Very useful information, thanks so much for the post.
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