HAPPY TRAIN

HAPPY TRAIN

We've had happy cars and angry cars

We've had cars that look like surprised owls

But what we really need is a happy train.

Look! Look at his little face!

But that happy face hides a secret. He knows somebody's flushed the toilet when the train's been standing in the station. At Peterborough. And all stops to King's Cross.

And look what he's done to this poor, poor bus:

The sick bastard.