"Let me take you by the hand
and lead you through the streets of Basingstoke
I'll show you something
to make you say 'Holy Crap!'"
Holy crap! It's a ten foot willy in the middle of Basingstoke!
Of course, there can be only one reason as to why there's a ten foot will in the middle of Basingstoke: for eg: Erected in honour of the town's single greatest export, Liz Hurley.
We cannot confirm or deny whether it is modelled on Huge Grant's.
BONUS: The shop just behind the Willy is called "CEX Exchange". No, really, it is.