Right, where were we?
* Happy car / Angry car
* Surprised owl car
* Happy train that's really a complete bastard
"Ah-ha!" I hear you ask, "How do you know that Happy Train is really a bastard? Maybe he's just a happy train?"
That is where you are wrong. Here's his best pal 365507. Why so angry?
He's stuck at a red light at Peterborough, realising that he's late for a rub down and a happy finish from a Thai ladyboy at King's Cross.
And look at this angry fella. Years of pent-up branch-line frustration clear for everybody to see.
What's that he's eating? I'll tell you: YOUR MUM.
Somebody ban this SICK FILTH.