Monday, April 11, 2011

ANGRY TRAIN

ANGRY TRAIN

Right, where were we?

* Happy car / Angry car

* Surprised owl car

* Happy train that's really a complete bastard

"Ah-ha!" I hear you ask, "How do you know that Happy Train is really a bastard? Maybe he's just a happy train?"

That is where you are wrong. Here's his best pal 365507. Why so angry?


He's stuck at a red light at Peterborough, realising that he's late for a rub down and a happy finish from a Thai ladyboy at King's Cross.

And look at this angry fella. Years of pent-up branch-line frustration clear for everybody to see.


What's that he's eating? I'll tell you: YOUR MUM.

Somebody ban this SICK FILTH.

5 comments:

john b said...

Angry Train #2 is a Siemens used in Melbourne. Probably grumpy because he's 10,000 miles from his home in Austria (not a typo: built in Vienna and shipped across the world), it's too bloody hot and he's full of bogans.

Erin said...

And what about bendy busses?

Sewmouse said...

I think 365507 looks more "about to be sick inna hedge" than angry.

WrathofDawn said...

I agree with Sewmouse.

Also, I ban this SICK FILTH.

Debster said...

So where are Ceiling Cat and the Mutant Clunes in all this?