BEES: A warning from history

BEES: A warning from history

Those Vodafone "Surfing Bees" adverts. You know the ones.

Don't say I didn't warn you, but they are only going to encourage kids to try to teach bees to surf

Bees are in short enough supply as it is, thanks to the efforts of our farmers to poison the countryside entirely to death, and a spurt of kids taking up tiny surf-boards in tin baths could be the thing to tip our bee population over the edge.

Is that what Vodafone want? Because THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

And then what?

The bees, sick to death of kids trying to teach them to surf, and sick of the country's major mobile phone provider mocking them as feckless layabouts, will get angry and FIGHT BACK, their entire existence threatened with oblivion and public ridicule.

The bees will rise up, killer bees will stalk our once green and pleasant land, turning England into a LAND OF PAIN.

I ask again:

Is that what Vodafone want? Because THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

Stop it, you planks.