A message to Vodafone
"Dear Mr Coleman," those chaps at Vodafone write for the third time this week, "Good news! You're due an upgrade!"
I am intrigued, for I have only just upgraded my phone to the finest Blackberry rioters can steal.
"You may want to consider upgrading to a phone with e-mail functionality," they tell me, and therein lies the problem.
Because the phone to which I have recently upgraded is the Blackberry Curve 9300.
A Blackberry Curve 9300, connected to the Vodafone network.
Connected to the Vodafone network, on which I am reading their promotional email, BECAUSE IT IS EMAIL-ENABLED.
Stop it, you planks, or I shall have to mock you on my blog.