Another day, another departmental heads-together. Sad to say, I was arm-twisted into taking the minutes, of which the following is an accurate representation of events*."What... what are you doing?"
"Just a little tip my life coach taught me about speaking with confidence in meetings."
"Yes – and...?
"He told me – and you'll laugh – that the best way to conquer my nerves is to imagine that everybody in the room is naked."
"Right. OK. I can see how that can be effective. But that doesn't explain..."
"... so I'm imagining you naked. Turn to the right a bit. Alright."
"You disgust me."
"Has anyone got a tissue? A box of tissues?"
* May not be an accurate representation of events
15 comments:
Doesn't everybody do that? I've always imagined Scaryduck plucked.
Not such useful advice when the local PCSO was giving a lecture on security at the local nudist camp.
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interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you guys know that some chinese hacker had busted twitter yesterday again.
We tried the same thing a few years ago. It was going okay until our boss walked in. Within five minutes the waste paper bin was overflowing with vomit and our PR manager had jumped from a fourth floor window.
LOL @ Kaptain_Von. Bet you were happy it ended the meeting early though.
Anon: Worst spam ever.
This thread useless without photos.
But...how does he imagine his readers as he gets our comments, day after day?
If anybody is interested, I have the body of a 30 year old Adonis.
I keep it in the deep freeze with the rest of them ...
p.s. What is Anon selling? Where do I send my bank details? I'm confused.
Squeaky - send your bank details to me. And the card. And your wallet. And your clothes. I will then imagine you naked and cashless. Deal?
Or no deal?
Or is it just plain WRONG to mention the beardy one in a post about nudity?
Next time, Duckles, remember to take your box of tissues to the meeting with you.
*sigh* It's hard to get good help.
Mind you, it can be good to get hard help.
And it can be a help to get good hard.
/gets coat.
Also: LAST!
Did anyone see the bearded one in the Christmas special? He was dressed as a demonic little elf. Nudity would probably have been less disturbing.
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