On the Great Sausage Sandwich Question
Now, listen up. This is important.
Regular listeners to Danny Baker's Saturday Morning show on BBC Five Live will be aware that the great man asks this important question of his sporting guests, allowing listeners to judge their heroes on their tastes regarding this king of snack foods.
"When you have a sausage sandwich, which sauce do you put on it?"
There are, of course, only three valid ansers: red sauce, brown sauce, or no sauce at all.
However, it has become increasingly clear that some people have been offering alternative answers. To whit: mustard, *shudder* apple sauce and *shudders again* mayonnaise.
This is clearly a BLASPHEMY and must be stamped out forthwith.
So. In order to gauge the depth of this problem - and to help us to sort out the catering in the internment camps - we ask you the same question.
Answer wisely, for the results will be forwarded to the relevant authorities at the close of polling.
BLASPHEMERS will be dealt with accordingly, and I shall hear your pleas for mercy in the comments section.