Thursday, February 10, 2011

Be careful what you wish for

Be careful what you wish for

About a year ago, I totally abused the Moonpig website to make this, primarily for shits and giggles on

It only took a little more than a year, and this came along: Man to become grandad at 29 as 14-year-old daughter falls pregnant.

Never mind all the righteous finger-pointing about Broken Britain and our so-called nation of scroungers, I'm simply stunned that something I assumed would be beyond the ken our our (ahem) advanced post-modern culture should arrive so quickly.

And it made the Daily Mail have an aneurysm, too.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Moonpig to design a "Congratulations on your brand new lightly-oiled MILF with a Jet Pack" card.

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