About a year ago, I totally abused the Moonpig website to make this, primarily for shits and giggles on b3ta.com:
It only took a little more than a year, and this came along: Man to become grandad at 29 as 14-year-old daughter falls pregnant.Never mind all the righteous finger-pointing about Broken Britain and our so-called nation of scroungers, I'm simply stunned that something I assumed would be beyond the ken our our (ahem) advanced post-modern culture should arrive so quickly.
And it made the Daily Mail have an aneurysm, too.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to Moonpig to design a "Congratulations on your brand new lightly-oiled MILF with a Jet Pack" card.
5 comments:
Or you could come up with a Granny-I'd-like-to-F***,
GULF just doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
Rule 34. GILF dating exists already
Not that I'd know ANYTHING about that, of course. *cough*
It's what's known as jailbait.
Congratulations, ScaryDuck. You just made the government watch list! Of course, all the Kim Jong-Il stuff didn't help.
Sigg3 - I'm sure he was on that list a long time ago...
I once picked my teenage daughter up from a party. Being handsome, youthful, and in my prime I was horrified to hear ".. your grandad's here!". I was only partly mollified by realising that her friend's family had one of these incredible shrinking generation lengths, so I was a bit old for a grandad by her standards.
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