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The next "Meet the Parents" movie will revolve around an ill-fated family canoeing holiday to the Canadian north: "Focker up the Northwest Passage"
Due to budget cuts, the new James Bond film will dump its customary casino scene, with Bond instead going undercover as a bingo caller in a penny arcade in Southend, hoping to crack SPECTRE's scheme to tranmit US nuclear codes via the national Bingo Game. Failing that, Ernst Stravro Blofeld is hoping for a full house.
Furthermore, the legendary Q Division is to be replaced by "Please queue here and wait for your number to be called" at the Basildon branch of Argos
A studio leak tells us that Daniel Craig is to be replaced in the role of 007 by TV favourite David Jason, and the film's title is to be For Your Eyes Only Fools and Horses*
From the internet's @robmanuel: Look out for the Cheech and Chong version of the world's favourite secret agent franchise, in which James Bong prevents bad crap happening, "as soon as I've got my shit together, man"
Work has already begun on the next Pirates of the Caribbean sequel in which Jack Sparrow and his chums are locked in a cargo container in Somalia.
The Spanish-language version of Hollywood action thriller The King's Speech is to be called "La Voz Del Presidente Fantistico!"
*Full discolsure: This gag Cheggered off the internet
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7 comments:
I've heard on the grapevine from someone who works in the canteen at Leavesden studios wringing out the dishcloths, that the next outing from the JK Rowling franchise is "Harry Potter and the McJob of paying off your tuition fees."
I like a Bond film and I love Only Fools, so I'll def' be checking out For Your Eyes Only Fools and Horses when it comes out.
Being a fan of 70's kids TV shows, I eagerly await Goldfingerbobs.
And combining yesterday's post with today's, Mr Jinx could have his own spin off.
Why does Ben Stiller's face look photoshopped onto someone else's body in that photo?
That's because movie publicity guff is bnotorious for being photoshopped to death.
This: http://www.psdisasters.com/
Ben Stiller looks like a Zombie in that photo.
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