Friday, February 11, 2011

GUN SHOP SALE

GUN SHOP SALE

Saturday afternoon, and we are drawn towards the local gun store by the sign: Clothing sale NOW ON!

I am intrigued.

"I am intrigued, my good man. What clothes, exactly, are in the sale?"

The one-armed bloke looked at me with his single good eye, and gestured towards a rack of peppered with holes, and somewhat spoiled by brown-red stains.

"The last man who tried shoplifting."

We leave.

11 comments:

Cenred said...

"... and gestured towards a rack of peppered with holes,"

Bad morning, Mr Duck?

TRT said...

That wouldn't be the rack of an un-referred-to fragrant female, would it?

Anonymous said...

This post is full of peppered with holes.

WoD

Erin said...

You have gun shops?

Billy said...

This post confuses me. We don't have gun shops like this in the UK. Am I missing something? Don't say a sense of humour.

Alistair Coleman said...

I was in Swindon. There is a gun shop. It is called "The Gun Shop".

Anonymous said...

one similar in brighton also

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, too. If scary duck is a "gentleman explorer," that would make him a "cabaret chantOOR," wouldn't it?

Alistair Coleman said...

Anon: Yes. Yes it would. That is a joke, mainly because I CANNOT SING

Kim said...

I had no idea you've been to Texas recently, Scary...

Sign on our local gun-pusher's wall:

"We don't call 911."

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