Saturday afternoon, and we are drawn towards the local gun store by the sign: Clothing sale NOW ON!I am intrigued.
"I am intrigued, my good man. What clothes, exactly, are in the sale?"
The one-armed bloke looked at me with his single good eye, and gestured towards a rack of peppered with holes, and somewhat spoiled by brown-red stains.
"The last man who tried shoplifting."
We leave.
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"... and gestured towards a rack of peppered with holes,"
Bad morning, Mr Duck?
That wouldn't be the rack of an un-referred-to fragrant female, would it?
This post is full of peppered with holes.
WoD
You have gun shops?
This post confuses me. We don't have gun shops like this in the UK. Am I missing something? Don't say a sense of humour.
I was in Swindon. There is a gun shop. It is called "The Gun Shop".
one similar in brighton also
I'm confused, too. If scary duck is a "gentleman explorer," that would make him a "cabaret chantOOR," wouldn't it?
Anon: Yes. Yes it would. That is a joke, mainly because I CANNOT SING
I had no idea you've been to Texas recently, Scary...
Sign on our local gun-pusher's wall:
"We don't call 911."
Oh my god, there's a lot of effective material in this post!
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