Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The chilling fact that connects the world's most evil serial killers

The chilling fact that connects the world's most evil serial killers

- Peter Sutcliffe

- Charles Manson

- Unabomber Ted Kaczynski

- Osama bin Laden

- Washington sniper John Allen Muhammad

- Dr Harold Shipman

- Jehovah

- Captain Birdseye

What's the connection?

Spotter's badge if you've noticed they are some of the world's worst mass murderers (or best, depending on your perspective)

But what's the other connection?

FACIAL HAIR

These curs were so busy killing their victims utterly TO DEATH that they didn't have time to shave.

There is one simple, knee-jerk solution: SAY NO TO BEARDS

Notable exceptions:

- Jesus

- Abraham Lincoln (but NOT evil zombie Honest Abe)

- Rolf Harris, and his twin brother Rofl Harris

18 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

So having a beard makes you a mass murderer?
Never trusted that Tom Cruise.

DiK said...

yes, i can believe that of that utter BASTARD Terry Waite....

BTFM said...

Geoff Capes keeps budgies. A murderer wouldn't be so kind hearted. Would he?

Alistair Coleman said...

Terry Waite: Two words - "Stockholm Syndrome"

Foodycat said...

And Terry Pratchett - Pterry gets to keep his beard.

Amanda Huggenkiss said...

I guess we had better keep an eye on Susan Boyle then.

C'riz said...

You're not the first to notice this.
Clicky, NSFW

Oliver Sudden said...

Notable exceptions:

- Myra Hindley and Ian Brady
- Fred and Rosemary West
- Cardinal Richlieu

Donna said...

BTFM - remember the Birdman of Alcatraz.

Donna said...

Also agree with Pseudonymph about Tom Cruise.

Steve said...

Not true, just totally not true. I've got a beard, haven't seen my chin since my mid twenties, and haven't killed a human yet. But if you continue along this line of thought...

Tom Cruise with a beard? I didn't think he was capable. His wives ( with the exception of the lovely Mimi Rogers) are a different matter.

Anonymous said...

In New Orleans they've been filming "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". Not sure if mass murder of the undead will put him back on your list or not. There's always a few examples that you're not sure which side of the fence they fall on, aren't there?

TRT said...

The Master versus The Doctor.

EndOf.

Sewmouse said...

Unfortunately for your theory, there were also:

John Wayne Gacy
Jeffrey Dahmer
Richard Speck
and Ted Bundy

No beards.

However! They all had.... penises!!!

TRT said...

Those and beards can (and are) tugged.

Debster said...

What about the Archbishop of Canterbury?

Sigg3.net said...

What about the Linux (UNIX) wise man beard?

We run the net.

Paul D said...

Your fellow Reading blogger was saying much the same several months ago, here.