- Peter Sutcliffe- Charles Manson
- Unabomber Ted Kaczynski
- Osama bin Laden
- Washington sniper John Allen Muhammad
- Dr Harold Shipman
- Jehovah
- Captain Birdseye
What's the connection?
Spotter's badge if you've noticed they are some of the world's worst mass murderers (or best, depending on your perspective)
But what's the other connection?
FACIAL HAIR
These curs were so busy killing their victims utterly TO DEATH that they didn't have time to shave.
There is one simple, knee-jerk solution: SAY NO TO BEARDS
Notable exceptions:
- Jesus
- Abraham Lincoln (but NOT evil zombie Honest Abe)
- Rolf Harris, and his twin brother Rofl Harris
18 comments:
So having a beard makes you a mass murderer?
Never trusted that Tom Cruise.
yes, i can believe that of that utter BASTARD Terry Waite....
Geoff Capes keeps budgies. A murderer wouldn't be so kind hearted. Would he?
Terry Waite: Two words - "Stockholm Syndrome"
And Terry Pratchett - Pterry gets to keep his beard.
I guess we had better keep an eye on Susan Boyle then.
You're not the first to notice this.
Clicky, NSFW
Notable exceptions:
- Myra Hindley and Ian Brady
- Fred and Rosemary West
- Cardinal Richlieu
BTFM - remember the Birdman of Alcatraz.
Also agree with Pseudonymph about Tom Cruise.
Not true, just totally not true. I've got a beard, haven't seen my chin since my mid twenties, and haven't killed a human yet. But if you continue along this line of thought...
Tom Cruise with a beard? I didn't think he was capable. His wives ( with the exception of the lovely Mimi Rogers) are a different matter.
In New Orleans they've been filming "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". Not sure if mass murder of the undead will put him back on your list or not. There's always a few examples that you're not sure which side of the fence they fall on, aren't there?
The Master versus The Doctor.
EndOf.
Unfortunately for your theory, there were also:
John Wayne Gacy
Jeffrey Dahmer
Richard Speck
and Ted Bundy
No beards.
However! They all had.... penises!!!
Those and beards can (and are) tugged.
What about the Archbishop of Canterbury?
What about the Linux (UNIX) wise man beard?
We run the net.
Your fellow Reading blogger was saying much the same several months ago, here.
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