Thursday, May 12, 2011

Death to Ten Items or Less

Death to Ten Items or Less

Ten items or less!

TEN ITEMS OR LESS!

Don't you supermarket imbeciles know it's 'Ten items or fewer'?

From now on, I shall only ever be shopping in Waitrose*. I love you Waitrose. I really, really love you.

* Unless better value and/or prices can be found in the Iceland supermarket round the corner

10 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

When I rule the world, it shall be. Or else, 'Up to, and including 10 items*'



*a bag of fruit counts as one thing, not however many apples/oranges etc may be in the bag.

Vicus Scurra said...

I am beginning to believe in the Big Society

Anonymous said...

Pseudo - Following LAurent Gbagbo's example I have already declared myself the Supreme Commander of the Universe and everything it contains therein.
I am soon to impose my new law in supermarkets which will require the 'express' checkout sign to read.
10 items or fewer - unless you are skirmishmonkey in which case you are allowed 12
I don't want to take the piss afterall.
- skirmishmonkey

Pseudonymph said...

No skirmishmonkey, you don't at all. Which is why you must pay for it. By the litre. At the self-serve checkouts.

TRT said...

Surely it should be 10, or fewer, items?

Spud said...

First? Late on Friday?

Is everybody else at a party I dont know about?

Debster said...

Its stupid bloody blogger, deleting posts and comments.

Spud said...

Phew - I knew I was not mad, even those around me have doubts.

Alistair Coleman said...

Explanation: Blogger's been down for 24 hours and has only just resurfaced. I've decided to hold over today's post until next week.

Donna said...

Jeezo. Thought this phone was playing up again.

Don't give a monkeys how many items are in the basket as long as they're all bargains.