You know that thing when you buy a car, and you see loads of the same make everywhere you go?It is - I find - exactly the same when you split from a long-term partner.
There are Yummy Mummies EVERYWHERE. And for the first Time, I am allowed to notice them.
Previously:
"Hey wow..."
"Stop staring at her."
"I'm not staring at her. Besides - how do you know? I'm wearing sunglasses."
"Trust me, I know."
Now:
"Hey wow..."
[silence]
Then: "Stop staring at me, you pervert."
Cannot win.
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