On returning to the single life
You know that thing when you buy a car, and you see loads of the same make everywhere you go?
It is - I find - exactly the same when you split from a long-term partner.
There are Yummy Mummies EVERYWHERE. And for the first Time, I am allowed to notice them.
"Stop staring at her."
"I'm not staring at her. Besides - how do you know? I'm wearing sunglasses."
"Trust me, I know."
Then: "Stop staring at me, you pervert."