Thursday, May 26, 2011

On returning to the single life

On returning to the single life

You know that thing when you buy a car, and you see loads of the same make everywhere you go?

It is - I find - exactly the same when you split from a long-term partner.

There are Yummy Mummies EVERYWHERE. And for the first Time, I am allowed to notice them.


"Hey wow..."

"Stop staring at her."

"I'm not staring at her. Besides - how do you know? I'm wearing sunglasses."

"Trust me, I know."


"Hey wow..."


Then: "Stop staring at me, you pervert."

Cannot win.

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