Know Your Gods Part One
As an equal-opportunities BLASPHEMER, I find it my duty to explain the intricacies of world religions to you, the noble reader. That being the case, I present a short tutorial on the pantheon of Egyptian gods.
Pay attention, there will be questions.
No.1: HEH - One-legged god of jokes that are less funny the more you hear them
No.2: BES - Hideously ugly, kinky-afroed god of extraneous band members
No.3: APIS - Very small god of finding yourself caught short on the way home from the pub
No.4: NUN - Cross-dressing god of hot clergy