As an equal-opportunities BLASPHEMER, I find it my duty to explain the intricacies of world religions to you, the noble reader. That being the case, I present a short tutorial on the pantheon of Egyptian gods.
Pay attention, there will be questions.
No.1: HEH - One-legged god of jokes that are less funny the more you hear them
No.2: BES - Hideously ugly, kinky-afroed god of extraneous band members
No.3: APIS - Very small god of finding yourself caught short on the way home from the pub
No.4: NUN - Cross-dressing god of hot clergy
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I sense a scam coming along. No doubt he'll be selling these figurines to us in bulk to sell on to other people, adding our name to the bottom of a list, and in return we will expect to receive a full set of these ourselves. I've heard of these scams! Bloody pyramid selling scheme, innit?!
LOL @ TRT
Do the people know that you have been taking photos in the shop? Every time I do that, I get thrown out.
Rah Rah for the pantheon of Egyptian gods.
Debster: I know what you mean - those changing room staff get awfully wound up about that sort of thing.
Have seen Heh's hat somewhere before, I do believe.
But how do they walk? And where are their brothers, LOL and ROFLMFAO?
WoD
How do you get into a pyramid? Just Tutankhamen.
Bes isn't ugly, plus he's got nice tits, unlike the cross dressing nun.
Also re: Bes; is that a snake in his waistband or is he just happy to see us?
heath ledger heath ledger, heath ledger, by Heath Ledger!
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