You might know by now that I'm a deity-curious atheist. I'm not so hardcore that I despise everything about religion, but dip my toe in every now and then to see what I'm missing, and have a damn good laugh about it later.Let's face it, any religion that's trying to cope with a bit of an image problem could really do without inviting Robert Mugabe to the Vatican for the Beatification of former Pope John Paul II, but that's exactly what they did.
And, as you know, I like a good laugh at leaflets written by some of the more fringe, utterly fruitcake groups that are attracted to organised religion.
Call it 'Know Your Enemy'.
So, imagine this conversation:
Him: "You do realise there's a verse in the Bible about donkey cocks?"
Me: "There's a what whatty what what?"
Him: "Donkey. Cocks."
These men of the cloth. They're all the same.
But there is. And I quote:
Ezekiel 23:19-21
(19) Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. (20) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (21) So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
They never showed us THAT one in Sunday School.
Good grief, if the so-called Good Book has that kind of scud, what else is there?
"And the LORD sayeth: Thou two girls take up this one cup that it runneth over with thyne own filth and thou shalt...(continues for several pages)... and the LORD was much disgusted and he SMOTE them with his iron rod"No wonder the Pope's always got that look on his face, if this is his bedtime reading.
And don't even get me started on Isaiah 36:12.
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Furst to mention that Jebus Himself not only approved of, but encouraged suicide?
Matthew 27:5 - "Then he went away and hanged himself."
Luke 10:37 - "Jesus said, “Go and do likewise"”
How do we stop these perverts peddling this filth?
Should be banned. I'm writing to Ofcom!
If anyone wearing a cassock comes anywhere near my kids I swear I'll do time.
Even more graphic in the Jerusalem: "Big membered as donkeys, ejaculating as violently as stallions"
Judges 19 wins.
22 “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.”
23 The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing.
24 Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”
25 But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go.
Afterwards, he cuts her up and posts her bits to his MP, to register a complaint.
we're all dead next week anyway -
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/05/12/2011-05-12_world_will_end_on_may_21_says_exmta_worker_robert_fitzpatrick_whos_putting_money.html
Christ.......... Religious pr0n........ Next time the Jehovahs come to the door I can shout THOSE verse and chapters right back at them!
Take THAT you self-rightous Bastards
Christ.......... Religious pr0n........ Next time the Jehovahs come to the door I can shout THOSE verse and chapters right back at them!
Take THAT you self-rightous Bastards
Good... um... lord?
It's slightly less clear in the King James version (all the better to keep us subservient). In verse 20 it says, "...whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." and as they used "issue" to mean children, it's especially unclear that it's pr0n.
And verse 21 is almost incomprehensible:
"Thus thou calledst to rememberance the lewdness of they youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth."
Is it not even hot in here, or is it just me?
Oh.......
If our minister had read out THOSE sermons, I might have kept going to the Kirk.
Slightly further down the page...
31 Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.
32 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
33 Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.
34 Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.
Um... could you repeat that Mr. God? I didn't quite catch your meaning.
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